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so, yeah... it's been 5 months...

Thu Mar 13, 2008, 9:46 PM
  • Mood: Tired
...since my last journal entry ...and I haven't really done much of anything.

I posted a new deviation around V-day...

I bought Super Smash Bros. Brawl...
as well as Army of Two, CoD4, and some other stuff for my DS...

I bought an old plastic grey gameboy off of eBay and it doesn't work... looks like the batteries exploded inside of it, and the inside is all corroded...

I should try bidding on a different one soon... I actually saw one that looked in pretty good condition... so hopefully that will work...

in other news: I posted up a new video blog kinda thing... for anybody who follows my exploits there...
it isn't exactly a full video blog... but it's something like that...

i'll probobly try to make one every month... but who knows how that'll turn out...

Smash Bros Brawl FC: 2363 5306 1240

wow! it's been a long time!

Fri Oct 12, 2007, 10:28 AM
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: the looping music on the Zelda Main Menu!
  • Reading: um... nothing...
  • Watching: my computer screen
  • Playing: Zelda
  • Eating: Skittles
  • Drinking: Skittle Juice
I can't believe it's been almost a year since i've posted up a journal...
i've been so busy with work and videogames that i've barely had any time for devart at all...
in fact, it's been almost a year, my last journal said "merry Xmas" but that was xmas of 2006!!!
Now, we're slowly creeping up on the xmas of 2007, and i'm just coming back?
oh well... lol

speaking of creeping, it's beginning to be one of my favorite times of the year...
halloween time!
a beautifully evil day if I ever saw one... and not only that, but we've also got thanksgiving right after, and black friday... and you guys all know what black friday means, right?
a shitload of new and awesome video games being released in the months beforehand...
and many that i'm looking foward to, this year...

In October, we have Sega Rally: Revo, Half-Life 2: The Orange Box, (which both just came out earlier this week...) Beautiful Katamari, Phoenix Wright 3, Guitar Hero 3, The Simpsons Game, Virtua Fighter 5, Naruto: Rise of a Ninja, and Manhunt 2 (even though it's been censored to hell)...

In November we have Call of Duty 4, Super Mario Galaxy, Resident Evil: Umbrella Cronicles, Army of Two, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, and to top it all off, we have a nice dose of ROCK BAND on thanksgiving day!!

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM FOR ROCK BAND!!
my number one game out of this entire list...

keeping on the subject of video games, earlier today I went out and bought a new DS Lite... for a few reasons...

1) the L + R buttons on my old one were so incredibly broken
2) I liked the new design
and
3) I lost my old one at work, and since it was broken, i really didn't care to find it...

so, I decided to get a bundle that came with a Crimson/Black DS Lite, Brain Age 2, and a nice little carrying case...
along with it, I just HAD to pick up Zelda: Phantom Hourglass... because, well, it's a must-own!

and I figured i'd pick out a 360 game, since i'm addicted to Achievement points (tee hee)... they were sold out of The Orange Box, so I picked up John Woo's Stranglehold instead...
i'll pick up the Orange Box next tuesday when i go to pick up Beautiful Katamari...

anyways, i'm kinda rambling now...

for anybody who wants to play me online...

Xbox Live GT: VigorousJammer
Phantom Hourglass FC: 3480 0538 5185

catch ya guys later...

Merry Xmas! Mezzo-Pazzo updates!

Mon Dec 25, 2006, 11:19 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: "Switchin' to Glide" by The Kings
  • Reading: the back of my CD case
  • Watching: my computer screen
  • Playing: 80's music
  • Eating: gum... well, chewing...
  • Drinking: gum juice...
Ok, well, I haven't posted a journal in a while... so I guess some of you might have thought I was dead, and a robot or something was posting up the few deviations that I posted up... (mostly screenshots of my desktop, lol)

Anyways! the main topic of this journal entry is about my flash series that i've been working on.

It has now officially reached a new step... I finished the full script for episode 1!! Yes, that's right, not a short, but an actual episode, which actually introduces some of the characters, and gives us a bit of plot, while still having that craziness that fans of Mezzo-Pazzo (all 2 of them...) have come to expect...

I am extremely satisfied with the script, and I will soon be having a recording session with my friends to record lines, don't expect the actual episode for a while, though...

I might actually buckle down and finish Short #3, which i've been putting off for the longest time now, my procrastinating self...

It'll probobly be easier with my new widescreen monitor that I got for Xmas... I love the resolution on this thing...

other that that, i'd just like to say Merry Xmas to everybody, and if you celebrate a different holiday, then Merry Other Holiday to you! :xmas: :D :highfive:

Fan Fiction?

Sat Oct 14, 2006, 8:42 AM
List 12 of your original characters:

01. Oreko
02. Jack
03. Sydney
04. Lester
05. CrazyJoe
06. Cheeze Dude
07. Dr. Greg
08. Mr. Wang
09. Android Man
10. Fubu Man
11. Garret
12. Milly



01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?

Cheeze Dude(6), and since he can only say "Cheeze", he'd teach about his home planet, Cheeze... Fubu Man(11) is too much of a dimwit to teach.

02) Do you think 2 is hot?

Jack(2)? lol, no...

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Mr. Wang(8) would be sent as an assassin to kill CrazyJoe(5)

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?

"The Complete Manual for Andriod Functionality: How to get more out of your android"

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

yeah, Jack(2) would do all the swearing, since Cheeze Dude(6) can only say "Cheeze"

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

hahaha! Crazyjoe(5) should definitely share a room with Fubu Man(10), Andriod Man(9) would just try to kill him.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

They Would goto Fridays, all get chicken sandwiches, except for Milly, who gets a salad, and discuss a little bit about Dr. Greg's(7) evil plan, a little bit about Jack's(2) stupid friend Oreko(1) and how they're all in different series... Milly(12) weould cry, because her series never got released, but both 2 and 7 would try to comfert her.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Fubu Man(10) would be all like "bring it on!", but Sydney(3) would probboly kick his ass... she can kill mass amounts of zombies, you know?

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Mr. Wang(8) would use his ninja skills to sneak in to Oreko's(1) house and retrieve the item. Oreko(1) is so stupid he probobly didn't even realise he stole it.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

"CrazyJoe is Defeated! Time to start a new show"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

A comical buddy cop routine, except they'd both be the outgoing guy...
in fact, Oreko(1) is the Lester(4) of Mezzo-Pazzo, they're almost the same character in two different series...

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Yeah, he's always on that big plot to kill CrazyJoe(5), so probobly not too good...

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

To get theese motha fuckin' zombies out of this motha fuckin' town!

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

No

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

I'm guessing Jack(2) would choose sides with CrazyJoe(5), he probobly couldn't stand Lester(4) as much as he can't stand Oreko(1)

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

The Name of the move he's about to use, knda DBZ-style...

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

Some dramatic japanese orchestral song that sounds like it should be in some samurai movie... either that or "I Think i'm Turning Japanese"

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Milly, since she's the biggest Vegitarian there.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

lol, I don't think Jack(2) would hit on Fubu Man(10)... he's not that kinda guy.

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

For killing tons of innocent people, for the supidest reasons...
for example: while trying to find a penny, for not keeping quiet in his supermarket.

21) What is 6's secret?

ok, well... he told me not to tell you this, but I guess i'll tell you anyways: "Cheeze Cheeze CHEEZE Cheeze Cheeze Cheeze.........Cheeze"

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Android Man, since he's got super fast speed...

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
not either of them, really... but probobly Mr. Wang(8) since he used to be a good guy.

24) Fill in the characters for each of the numbers:

1(Oreko) and 9(Android Man) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's(Lester's) sinister secret organization. 11(Garret) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4(Lester). Meanwhile, 4(Lester) has kidnapped 12(Milly) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(CrazyJoe), they seek out 3 (Sydney), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.


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-What title would you give this fic?

"Lester Grows Evil"

-Name three people on your friends list who might read it.

Ratica, 2Stupid2Duck, and... LadyK

-Name one person who should write it.

Nobody, because the plot is horrible, and doesn't suit the character's personalities whatsoever... it is weird how Lester Kidnapped Milly, though... since in "Post-Apocalypic FUN!"(unreleased) Lester would try to hit on Milly all the time, but Milly always rejected him... Lester would NEVER turn evil, though...

Stupid journal entry wit a stupid joke and contest

Wed Sep 20, 2006, 9:21 PM
ok, so... it's another jornal entry by ME!! Vigorousjammer, that is...

and, i'm sure all of you want to know about the contest, it's probobly one of the biggest reasons you clicked on here, so, you guys can scroll down and go and check that out, skipping past all of this stuff...

as for this stuff, I have a few updates to announce... I am officially going to Briarcliffe college now, and majoring in Graphic Design, I just started about a week ago, and so far i'm enjoying it... i'll most likely be posting up lots of the graphics assignments that I do in my graphics classes there, so be sure to look out for that...

that being said, I will definitely have less time for my animations now, with school and all, so, yeah... i'm not really sure how much time i'll actually have...

one last matter of business before we get into the contest is the fact that I created a Youtube video blog! oh snap! so, you guys can go check that out, just goto youtube and search for "vigorousjammer" and all of my movies should pop up...

now ONTO THE CONTEST!!

this contest will be for a free commission...
if you win, you can ask me to draw something, and i'll draw it for you, for free!

but, in order to win, you've got to do something first... and the first person to do this specific thing will win the free commisson, by me!

now, all you have to do is interpert the following joke, and post a comment here about what it means... I will be the judge to decide if you were specific enough or not, so try to be as specifc as possible about what the joke means.

ok, so, now here's the joke:

A guy is walking down the street, just coming from a japanese resturant... his name is Ted...
He sees his buddy, Dan, slumping his way down the sidewalk... so, he goes over and says "hey Dan, whats the matter?"
Dan goes, "Ted... I've been put on Welfare... and i've been struggling by... but... but... ...I'm SO POOR NOW!! I think I might lose my house..."
"whoa, whoa! wait! poor? how poor are we talking here? like, 'Homeless' poor or 'Plowshare Grilling' poor?" Ted questioned.
"what the fuck are you talking about?" said Dan.
"you know, Plowshare Grilling... when you're poor... it still tastes good, but... meh... it's just not the same, IT'S NOT THE SAME!!"
"I still have no fuckin' idea where you're going with this..." Dan continued.
Ted tried again to explain himself, "here, look at the back of this paper, I got it out of my fortune cookie just before"
Ted Handed Dan the paper and Dan flipped it over. On the back of the paper there was some Kanjii written there that said "鋤焼" and the words "Plowshare Grilling" next to it.
"um... ok?" Dan said, "...I still don't get what you're trying to say, and frankly, I really don't care"
Ted looked at him in disgust and muttered just loud enough so Dan could hear him, "uncultured american bastard..." Then he turned around and walked away, leaving Dan completely confused about what just happened.

END.

LMFAO!! SUCH A FUNNY JOKE!! do you guys get it? the first one to post a comment on here, and explain to me what the joke was with the "plowshare grilling" will get a free commission by me.

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